I have new-found admiration for the patience that my friend Anthony, who recently passed his test on the third (and final) attempt and became a driving instructor, must possess. We all know that there are some people driving today who should not be on the road, and as someone who's office is now the passenger seat of his Fiesta, he sees plenty.
Gemma is currently learning to drive, and today I took her out in my car for the first time. She was pretty good, and once she had gotten used to a different biting point and the lack of power steering, we set out onto the main road. I was amazed at how many drivers felt it reasonable to drive really close to us - sometimes just a couple of feet. This is really poor driving anyway, and it must be incredibly intimidating to a learner. Before we had even got to York Road, at a roundabout, the driver behind beeped his horn aggressively, for we had committed the crime of delaying him for a few vital seconds. As we pulled away, he accelerated hard and unbelievably undertook us on the roundabout. As usual, I genuinely hoped to see his car embedded in a lamppost a little further along the street, with him lying bloodstained and lifeless against the wheel.
Gemma did really well, coping with the busy rushing traffic of York Road, and the quick country lanes beyond Scholes. Once she's used to my own Fiesta, she'll do just fine.
I realise that my hopes for the driver mentioned above might seem a little strong, so to lighten the mood, here follows a suitable Lee and Herring sketch from the mid-1990's.